More Potty Talk

Ok, this is getting ridiculous now...

Maddy went to go potty this morning. Yeah, you think that all she would do is go potty and be done... oh no, not Maddy. She seemed to take a little while, which actually is not that unusual, but I went in there anyway and she was standing there naked and there was no pee in the potty (I didn't hear a flush) and this is what she says to me, "I didn't put my feet in the potty." whaaaaaaat?

Another gross potty story (WHERE IS SHE GETTING THESE IDEAS?)
Yesterday afternoon Maddy comes up to me in the livingroom with her hands soaking wet. I said "Why are your hands wet?" She says "Because I put them in the potty." um....