I'm Losing My Mind!

3 reasons I'm heading for a looney bin:

#1 - I PUT SALT IN MY COFFEE YESTERDAY

#2 - I STRANDED MY GIRLS AT SCHOOL YESTERDAY

#3 - I FORGOT TO FEED THEM BREAKFAST THIS MORNING

explanations:
#1 - I went to a different coffee place as opposed to the usual (Starbucks) and ordered my coffee with vanilla syrup. I go over to the area they have the cream, sugar, etc. and proceed to put in my half and half and splenda. Occasionally, I put some vanilla powder in at Starbucks so I thought, ok here we go. Well, it wasn't labeled but really, they look the same. It wasn't until the 3rd or 4th shake that I realized it was SALT and NOT VANILLA! Oh well, I drank it anyway.

#2 - I completely lost track of time while at Wal-Mart and when I got home, I was leisurely talking to my sister on the phone and when I hung up I gasped because I realized it was 12:05 - They are supposed to get picked up at 12:00. I still had to drive there, and that usually takes about 10-15 minutes. I got there at 12:12. RECORD TIME! Lucky for me, Lunch Bunch had started that day so the kids were all in the lunch room and poor Maddy and Kenzie had to sit at a table without any food. I felt terrible!

#3 - We had the craziest, wildest, loudest and scariest thunderstorm last night. It started at about 2:00 a.m. and lasted for more than a half hour. I had to leave our bed and go into bed with Kenzie; Maddy went into bed with Peter. I guess she fell back to sleep with her hands covering her ears. Needless to say, we were all pretty tired today and Peter didn't go to work and I was rushing to get the girls ready for school. We also had to drop Peter's car off to get his EGR Valve fixed/replaced - FINALLY! So we're driving to school and I realize that I didn't even feed my girls breakfast. Horrible!