If only this was our worst dream...

Maddy (with a really sad-looking face): "I had a really bad dream."

Me: "Oh yeah?" (totally expecting her to say there was a monster or something)

Maddy: "There were 3 swings. Kailey and Caleb were on 2 of them and another girl came and got on the 3rd one. A girl I didn't know. So I couldn't get on a swing."

Does this say it all or what?

Another Try at the Dentist

Here we go. I am about to leave to go pick up Maddy from school (a little earlier this time so there's no speeding through school zones) to bring her to the dentist for a second try for a cleaning. Peter was going to take her but it turns out he can't because he has a phone meeting for work. Let's see if she cooperates this time. I don't know what I will do if she doesn't.
Wish me luck!

Maddy & Aiden Sittin' in a Tree... WHAT?

Maddy: "Aiden's in my class mom."

Me: "Oh yeah? That's cool."

Maddy: (giggling) "Guess what I did?"

Me: (inquisitively) "What?"

Maddy: (now laughing very excitedly) "I TRIED TO KISS HIM!"

Me: "What? You did?"

Maddy: (still giggling) "Yeah, I kissed him twice. Once on the head, and then on his cheek!"

Oh crap, she's only in preschool. It's those darned princess movies!